I woke up to the weirdest sound this morning. A beating...in my chest.

I forgot how noisy a heart is. It never shuts up does it? It's weird...it's there but it's not meshing. It's not mine, won't working the way it's supposed to. I got the boy's body but not his heart.

This is the worst this place has done. As if throwing me into this boy's body wasn't enough. (Though it did confirm my suspicions from dealing with him that his testicles actually hadn't dropped yet) No, it has to taunt me. It's so loud that I can't forgot it's there, but it won't work for me like it would for him.

Almost wish I'd actually paid attention to all of the superior's rants now.

Almost.

Torched a building. It was fun. Should do it again sometime.

Why? cause I felt like it, end of story. Don't ask.

And, once again we're warned about crap after it happens. Pft, there was no way I was going to touch any of that snow anyway even if they had said something earlier. So I remain untouched. Sucks to be anyone who did shrink. Hell even Demyx gets to say he told you so to anyone small...that's gotta be an ego blow.

I don't know anyone who was stupid enough to go outsi...oh fuck. Rox.

Because I need something to keep me distracted because even though I reeeaaally want to tell everyone what just happened, Roxas will kill me if I even think about telling anyone about how good he tastes and the talented tiny mouth of his....

Because I'm bored.

Ask me a question and I will answer truthfully. Ha! It can be about anything and you are limited to two questions.

((strikeout = deleted))

Shit, that's a lot of snow.

Good thing I got Roxas back to the house before it started. We'd still be stuck in that damn hospital. This crap should keep all the hospital staff who were less than thrilled about me taking him away though. And no I didn't hurt any of them much...hard to when you're carrying something.

So, to reiterate in case you hadn't caught on by now. Roxas is here, he's in my room right now, so Renge and Ku Fei you can keep filling up the spare with whatever you're dragging in this week. And there will be no hyper shouting (Ku Fei) or squeeling (Renge) as long as Rox still has a migraine.

I wasn't planning to go outside today anyway and you couldn't pay me too right now. But, those emergency food rations better include ice cream, or I'm going to have one pissed off little keyblade wielder on my hands.

Are we all done with the quiz things now? Am I really the only one who thinks they're incredibly stupid?

Anyway...News. Well my life is still incredibly boring, even with all the new org members popping up. I guess the only news is the fact that Larxene's new delicate condition. She's totally pregnant, and the fact that she's a nobody probably means it'll be really long and painful too.

I would feel bad for her if I could.

Yeah, it's gonna be that painful.

Apart from that, I am so very bored.



( Private (hackable if you really want to) )

Well Marluxia has finally managed to show up. I don't think I like how people who should be dead keep turning up.

After thinking about it, I don't think I have a grudge against him anymore. I don't care. I won last time, his scheme didn't work (thanks to yours truly) and he didn't end up hurting Rox. Besides it'll be funny watching flower-boy try to adapt. Who cares if he's a traitor... fuck the organization. Hell I'm a traitor now. Actually...the whole set of traitors is on this island. Damn, maybe if Xemnas had threatened us with being sent here, the four of us might have reconsidered.

Well that was a nice trip into seriousness.

It doesn't suit me.

 Don't expect me to do it again.

Roxaaassssss.....Where are you? When did you get this good at hiding from me?

I'm going to crash at your place for awhile alright? Until Larxene stops hunting me down

Don't worry, if you're not there I'll just let myself in.

So yet another member of our lovely group of misfits has gotten stuck here. Great. So much for being top dog.

But then...I left the organization why do I care?

Oh, that's right, I don't.

To sound like a broken record of everyone else in this damn place; the twins are gone...good riddence. They had their moment, had a great party took some great blackmail pictures Overall, no big difference except I'm less top-heavy now.

Lastly, Renge...keep the cat out of my room. There are lot of open flames around...not my fault if it ends up singed or competley combusted whatever

Nads have been avenged.

With that out of the way, time to have more fun with this. not like that, that's only fun for so long

Big Party. At the club. Tonight. Wear something slutty.

To my bouncers; don't think I didn't see your journals saying you won't work like this...You're going, and if you don't dress up yourself I'll have a uniform waiting for you. Your choice; black leather or maid.

::poke poke:: well aren't those interesting....There's going to a mango-bot roast tonight.

But first...good time to get in touch with my feminine side.

Club plans are progressing. Finding underlings workers was much easier than I thought. 3 bouncers, 1 dj and 1 bartender...I'll barely have to do anything.

It just needs to be set up and then I can see about opening this fucker. Seifer and Temari have already agreed to move shit I'm holding you to that so you better show. I've been convinced to pay for helping to set up the warehouse with booze. So let that be insentive to anyone who has a burning desire to lift and move furniture; free booze afterwards.

( ooc note to those interested in helping )

I'm opening a club.

I was wandering around the island a lot this past week, as part of my seeing how long I can go without sleep. Which by the way was the entire week not counting all the naps with Roxas because I am just awesome.

Anyway, found a warehouse, got an idea, threatened convinced the bot calling me on trespassing to let me have it. Decided it was still a good idea after actually sleeping, and so the club is born. Little bot even gave me money to fix the place up it actually thinks I'm going to pay it back.

It'll open whenever it's ready. First I need to remodel and find workers (hell if I'm doing everything myself). Hear that people looking for a job? I need bouncers, djs anything else someone wants to do. As long as you don't have a curfew or piss me off you're hired.

Edit: I am up to here with fucking bouncers, I don't need anymore.

So I've decided to randomly yes randomly! see how long a nobody can go without sleep.

Seeing as how I've gotten maybe 4 hours total over the past few days I will count today as day 2.

Approach me at your own risk.

Damn this place is boring again. Complaining seemed to work last time. Maybe bitching enough will make us all lose our clothes again.

You know what this place needs? A club. The store is full of all of these really slutty nice clothes and no one is buying them becuase there's no place to wear them.

To sum up: Bored.

Today has the potential to not suck.

Sure I have to work, but last night makes up for that.

Now if I could just find something to cover the vampire mark on my neck...

All good things come to an end.

The bots brought back my clothes earlier today. Apparently laundry includes mending; my coat is fixed from all the damage all those fucking flowers caused.

Shit, this means the clothes are back at the store...I have to work again. I wonder what they'd do if I put up the closed sign the whole time I was there

At least now I have pockets to hold my lighter, it was getting annoying carrying it in my hand all day.

So, the naked beach party went well. Lots of people showed up, and of course it occurs to me now that we forgot to set up a guestbook or bring a camera. We really should have brought a camera, there were lots of normally uptight people getting wasted. Next time.

The best part of the party was definetly the giant bonfire. We take this time to thank the small forest that gave it's life for it. There needs to be another one, soon. If no one wants to cut down trees again I"m sure there's an empty building somewhere that will burn just as well. But first, I need to restock on lighter fluid...who knew that throwing 5 in the fire at once would be a bad thing?

Ugh...fuck my head hurts. Duo, what the hell did you put in that punch? I think I'm going to stay inside today, with the window closed...there's too much noise in the outer world...

...but first  whatever bug has managed to find boots and decided to stomp around needs to die.

Over all I would call the party a phenominal success

Not much to report, still naked, still don't have to work, still funny as hell. Those mango-bots finally did something useful.

I guess out of...respect? yeah I'll go with that...respect for my roommates I'll wear the bar Renge picked up around the house. Might as well keep the peace and I can still get one good jump out of her when I go get it

However all censor bars will be banned on the beach whenever we get off our lazy asses and have a party. Anyone caught wearing one is getting it stolen and not returned. Speaking of the naked beach party; I have procured a lighter and ignitable fluid finally!, now all that's needed is a giant pile of wood. I got one started, now everyone else who wants to see a giant bonfire better help get more, I'm not doing all the grunt work.

Isn't this an amusing turn of events...

Definetly not bored anymore.

Edit:
Oh good, the bots took all of the clothes in the store too. I don't have to work, I better still be getting paid though.